white shit >.<

The following is sms conversation between sifu and I.

Sifu : Wa today got cholera de stool!! White color wan..
Eli : Wa..den ma very beautiful lo? >.<
Sifu : Yes..Damn beautiful!
Eli : Oo..Den vj got take pic let eli c not?
Sifu : No specific on that stool. I take many things together so the stool sample small small only lo.. Hoho..

Yer...thought can witness the pureness and royalty of the white shit le..
To me, it is like the royal blood of shit family..
Or is it genetically mutated albino?

Here's another conversation between Han Nee and I.

Han Nee : The beach is natural, why you say it is dirty?
Eli : Your shit also natural lo, dirty anot?
Han Nee : My shit sure very clean la..If you dun believe you go ask Thong..
Thong : Ya la..His shit very clean one..
Eli : *nod nod head* Oo..Then what colour is it? White??
*Eli smile wickedly*
Han Nee : Sure la..White colour..
Eli : Really ar? But white colour shit is cholera patient's stool colour o..
*Eli blink blink eyes*
Han Nee : Huh? *scratch scratch head* Then it is a bit brown lo..very light..a bit ne..

Hahaha..That's Unimas one and only LOW HAN NEE..the suspected DEMAM DENGGI patient during Minggu Aluan Pelajar..( As Najib just know about that today, I assume that there are still some of my fellow classmates who don't know . )

The WHITE SHIT...
It's like the new Chipsmore Snow..
Special, outstanding and eyes-catching..

Hope to have the opportunity to see that next year!! ^-^