mR b!gCaNon iS mY s!fU...

will green comes out from de blue?? haha.. dun un? direct translation from chinese..>.<

Monday, September 18, 2006

Day 1 Block 2 Week 3

I like Madam Rosalia Saimon.

She is fun.
She is cute.
She is humble.
She respects the students.
And she expects the students to respect her as well.
She proclaims that she is young because she comes under the same age group as us, where the body immune system is functioning at optimum level.

She is probably a SARS carrier! >.<

Today, she highlighted a name. Eva Elizabeth Dominica Valerie.
" Before you answer my question, can you please explain why your name is so special? It's a combination of Brazilian, Latin, British...And altogether it is one slot of Christian names. What? You are a Malay? How come? Oh, your mum is an Indonesian.. Now I know the reason."

Oh ya, she likes calling names from the name list.
Better be prepared.

And suddenly she made a statement:
"Mr. Dominic is a virus. "

!!!
I see...

Today Fatin, Kumar and Suren are at high morbidity of being called up by lecturers. What happened? Each being called twice by Mr. Balbir Singh and Mdm. Rosalia.

Health promotion for an outbreak is very urgent. As urgent as Suren's urgency to rush to the restroom.

Today, all the members of PBL Group 2 found out that Prof. Maung speaks standard English.
And this is the first time I heard people says that Karl looks like a Vietnamese.
"Boy, are you a Vietnamese? Because many Vietnam people have the surname Thien."

Weizen is very hungry during the session. After finishing one bowl of rice, she asked for another.

At the end of the session, he suddenly asked me,
"Are you having a cold? Take care girl."
Wow! So sweet! >.<

Friday, September 15, 2006

Happy Tree Friends fever incidence rate..

Today is fun!!
Because I manage to see my blog sifu and banana dance sifu both acted very silly.. >.<

Yesterday eli saw this Happy Tree Friends tissue on the counter at Jinki..
Wa..! eli really happy o..and very excited also so eli quick quick go tell vj..
coz eli 1st time see Happy Tree Friends commercial product in Malaysia..!!

Today eli bring vj to Jinki and show him the tissue. Eli and vj both like that superb cartoon to the same extend..!! Hehe..Neoh was there too buying something else..

Wow!! Their response after seeing the pack of tissue paper really amused me to the point where I laugh laugh laugh out of control until stomach muscle cramp cramp and jaws also nearly dislocate..^o^

Neoh very excited. He say he is gonna keep the tissue as collection. "Wa..I not sampai hati to use le.." said Neoh. And they shared out a pack of 16 packets. They even choosed the designs they want at the counter. Cant wait a moment. Like small kids who just got their new toys!! Haha..

And vj says he wanna buy some more!! >.<

It reminds me of the little machines at the kaki lima where you insert coins then turn the button clock wise then you get an egg with some little things such as tamagochi, stickers, tattoos or key chain inside..Kids got addicted on that..

Now my sifu got addicted to the Happy Tree Friends tissue..same situation..

And I doubt that they are going to promote the product to every single medic and nursing students of Unimas..And you can foresee everybody in the campus using the Happy Tree Friends tissue..

Er hem..! I wanna tell everybody that I got a really good buddy li..Coz he gave me 2 packets of Happy Tree Friends tissue out of 8..That's 25% o.. ^-^

This is the scene when they are on the journey to the picnic.
















This scene is probably after the rocket burst into pieces. Lumpy which was left behind is the only survivor in the end of the story. See he is sun-bathing on the isolated island!!!















Lumpy is my favourite!! Haha..especially the tree cutting story..like it very much!!

Friends out there, if you still havn't watch this series of cartoon yet, please do so today!! It's frequently updating.

You will never regret watching but just be sure that you are above 18 and can withstand quite some level of violence.

Once watch it, you will get addicted, for sure!!

Go go!! It's super cute!!

p/s: Viewers are at your own risk of developing any unpleasant feeling, nausea and vomiting. Stay tune and enjoy!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

white shit >.<

The following is sms conversation between sifu and I.

Sifu : Wa today got cholera de stool!! White color wan..
Eli : Wa..den ma very beautiful lo? >.<
Sifu : Yes..Damn beautiful!
Eli : Oo..Den vj got take pic let eli c not?
Sifu : No specific on that stool. I take many things together so the stool sample small small only lo.. Hoho..

Yer...thought can witness the pureness and royalty of the white shit le..
To me, it is like the royal blood of shit family..
Or is it genetically mutated albino?

Here's another conversation between Han Nee and I.

Han Nee : The beach is natural, why you say it is dirty?
Eli : Your shit also natural lo, dirty anot?
Han Nee : My shit sure very clean la..If you dun believe you go ask Thong..
Thong : Ya la..His shit very clean one..
Eli : *nod nod head* Oo..Then what colour is it? White??
*Eli smile wickedly*
Han Nee : Sure la..White colour..
Eli : Really ar? But white colour shit is cholera patient's stool colour o..
*Eli blink blink eyes*
Han Nee : Huh? *scratch scratch head* Then it is a bit brown lo..very light..a bit ne..

Hahaha..That's Unimas one and only LOW HAN NEE..the suspected DEMAM DENGGI patient during Minggu Aluan Pelajar..( As Najib just know about that today, I assume that there are still some of my fellow classmates who don't know . )

The WHITE SHIT...
It's like the new Chipsmore Snow..
Special, outstanding and eyes-catching..

Hope to have the opportunity to see that next year!! ^-^

Sunday, September 10, 2006

follow de instructions

1. Take out all the woods n screws.
Oh ya, before that make sure that u've
got a screwdriver with u.














2. Screw the small pieces onto the big piece
using the screwdriver. Using a magical screwdriver
which u can switch the tip from '+' to '-' n vice
versa is fun. If u dun hv one, u can borrow it from
mr bigcanon..















*becareful with the screwing. Dun screw it upside down,
inside out nor backside front.

3. Insert the thin pieces between the small
but thick pieces. This step is quite difficult
because the spaces are not uniform, some
wider some narrower.














4. Finally screw the other big piece on the
other side. Yay!! Yippie!! Job finished!!



















But eli actually made 2..
eli very proud..
n finally i can call myself
"Elizabeth Carpenter"
*note that it's not Elizabeth Taylor


Come on let's sweat together!! -.-"