mR b!gCaNon iS mY s!fU...

will green comes out from de blue?? haha.. dun un? direct translation from chinese..>.<

Friday, July 28, 2006

Big Bully...!!!

Today is juz like any normal day.

the sky is blue.
the field is green.
there r cars parking in de unimas compound.
n de cais air-cond is as cold as usual.

everything seems normal.

after setting up my very 1st blog, i went 2 cafe n purchased some delicacy for my tea time. Those kuih r juz like usual, simple n nice..very cheap too, u can get 3 at rm0.90.. n i walked back to my apartment, meanwhile enjoying my kuih..

i didn't fall or roll down de staircase, no dogs chasing me from the back, no raining,no money on the road for me to pick, no nothing..

but suddenly, something caught my attention!!!

ARRGGHHH........!!!

guess what??















ya, u're rite!!! there's SHIT outside my apartment, just lying n resting n enjoying it's sunbathe there!!!

oh gosh...who?? who shit there?? i didnt shit there, magret didnt shit there, fatin didnt shit there, alia didnt shit there, suhana didnt shit there, n of course our 5th year senior chia yee wont shit there!!

n tell u guys a secret, this same thing happened 3 times adi..this week twice..no doubt, u guys so smart sure noe who's de big bully that bullied the 6 cutie, pretty, adorable n innocent little girl in apartment 217 lot 77 la..

yaya, its the MEOW MEOW who would hv did that to us..guys wont do such cruel jokes to us, neither the girls coz i think they dun even hv that courage to touch the thing..oh my..MEOW MEOW, could u plz stop bullying me n the others in d apartment?

I am giving u a warning:
if this thing happen again, i'm going to dissect u with my dissection set which i might get it sooner or later, for sure!!!

n 2 those who're eating while reading my blog, sorry ha..there's a moral value here:
dun eat while reading..

get it?

First Post !

"HALO !!!!! I M ELIZABETH !!!!

This is my very first blog! Oh yeah ! I m so excited about it!! My buddy sacrificed his afternoon nap just to help me to set up this blog!! I want to cook spaghetti treat him eat!! :P"

ok..enuf..juz wanna tell u all, the above paragraph was created n produced by mr. bigcanon which i think u all should get to noe more bout him..oh well, he is my sot sot senior buddy who talks a lot of big canon things..but mayb during blogging ne, not in real life..cool huh? =P

as he's my 'bigcanon sifu', i think i should work very very hard 2 sharpen my bigcanon blogging skill in here!!! ya, i wanna hunt him down one day n b de greatest bigcanon ever in UNIMAS!! wahaha..hope that i will..but i think its tough rite? i'm far more younger than him in this field la..>.< practice makes perfect!!!

lastly, hope u all enjoy reading my blogs here la..keep on supporting me ha..c ya~

-eLi*1st ever blog in my lifetime ('',) -